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07 February 2011 @ 10:22 pm
Yeah, I don't know either...  
You know what? I hated Titanic. It misses the point so badly I want to scream.

When Rose jumps off the lifeboat to go back to Jack everyone's like "Oh, she so romantic, they love each like woah" and all I can think is "YOU STUPID BINT SOMEONE ELSE COULD HAVE GONE IN THAT BOAT IN YOUR PLACE. LIKE SEVERAL SMALL CHILDREN."

Then when Jack is all frozen and she's like "I'll never let go". Well ya just did moron and there was TOTES room for one more on that plank so that's just a real push to kill of one but not two main characters.

And if dropping that Priceless Jewel off the boat is meant to be symbolic for Rose's heart then WHATEVER because she married and moved on and became a scary cat lady who takes her pet goldfish with her everywhere. And that is where I really start to take issue. Because what kind of sick pyscho takes a goldfish to sea?! That's just spiteful, man.

Current Mood: enragedenraged
Testiclat McJunkpunch: a' paddlin'stupid_drawings on February 8th, 2011 02:41 am (UTC)
Same here! And I dunno about Jack, but I totally could've gotten on that raft. Me and my brother used to try to flip each other off of the hammock in our yard and if I can stay on that thing, I could get on that damn piece of wood.
Then again, I probably would've just settled for Billy Zane.
yours truly: emperor's new grooveemsana on February 8th, 2011 09:52 am (UTC)
I know! Seriously, when it comes to life-threatening situations THERE IS ALWAYS MORE ROOM ON THE RAFT. Man, it's just such a pathetic plot point anyway. What, are we meant to feel more depressed about the thousand plus people that died just because Leonardo De Caprio just snuffed it? The people I feel sorry for are the ones effectively imprisoned because they weren't in first class. That's got to be the real tragedy - how crap people can be.
Who's Billy Zane?
Testiclat McJunkpunchstupid_drawings on February 8th, 2011 06:19 pm (UTC)
He was the rich jerk boyfriend.
yours truly: doctor who: cocktails for twoemsana on February 9th, 2011 10:57 am (UTC)
Really? You'd have settled for him? Did I miss something in the film - I thought he was meant to be all evil? (I haven't seen this film in at least six years.)
Testiclat McJunkpunch: vintage coloredstupid_drawings on February 9th, 2011 05:05 pm (UTC)
Yeah, but we could've been evil together. It was turn of the century, women were still shit out of luck for like 20 more years.
yours truly: gosford park: wilson and maryemsana on February 9th, 2011 05:20 pm (UTC)
This is very true. And he did make it off the boat in one piece so you'd probably have made it off with him too.
Testiclat McJunkpunchstupid_drawings on February 9th, 2011 05:28 pm (UTC)
And I could've secretly donated money to the suffragettes
yours truly: star trek xi: bonesemsana on February 9th, 2011 05:50 pm (UTC)
You could have been like those prohibition era people who smuggled around alcohol but instead you could have done underground work for women's suffrage!! Awesome.
Testiclat McJunkpunch: vintage coloredstupid_drawings on February 9th, 2011 06:12 pm (UTC)
bootlegging votes, I love it!
yours truly: mottoemsana on February 9th, 2011 06:18 pm (UTC)
You betcha!